TEX, BABY, YOU’RE MY FOREVER GIRL.
Maine honey let me help you up
watches york’s ass forever
—i mean watches york’s ass get kicked
Ahaha, let’s see. I don’t ship them as together or anything (I can’t do that for any slash pairing in RvB, at least in terms of canon, just fanon and AU), but I think they make an excellent pair of bros. Wash is concerned with regulations and Being A Good Soldier, at least in Season 9, and Maine does whatever the hell he wants. That’s why, I think, Wash’s name is on the board and Maine’s isn’t — he’s bigger and stronger, but he takes unnecessary risks and gets himself in trouble (see: episode 10).
I think they’d get less close once the Project started falling apart and they both got A.I., and in the Recollection trilogy Wash doesn’t quite know how to deal with going after someone who used to be his bro but is now obviously pants-on-head crazy. At the same time, Maine has some level of awareness of who exactly he’s up against and keeps leaving Wash unhurt. It’s only when he’s given a trigger (such as the Director telling him to kill Wash or when he finally gets Epsi-Tex) that he’s willing to take him out. Wash, in turn, doesn’t kill him despite having a lot of chances to do so, possibly not wanting to see him end up like that.
They make a good team, though, no matter what issues get in the way in Recreation/Revelation. What it boils down to is understanding that who’s in control isn’t black and white, it’s more about what they can get from each other in working together.
…yeah I just rambled forever whoops. Sorry about that.
tl;dr: why has there not been a single Wash/Maine scene in Season 9 so far. seriously for a relationship that makes up a good chunk of the series it’s absent past one line. what gives.
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the most legit thing that was ever legit
i don’t care that almost no one will get this
this is an obligatory reblog
iowa/maine = canon forever
My favorite AI fragment is and probably always will be Sigma, and I’m praying Burnie doesn’t destroy it (though most of my headcanon for Sigma is actual canon stolen from what Burnie has said, but we all know what happens to explanations about things that aren’t in the series yet).
this is a beautiful post and you should feel good.
(seriously i have nothing coherent i just love all of this.)
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WHY IS THE HALF BLIND ONE DRIVING?!?
Oh god Sigma.
Does anyone else have a buring desire to find out what Sigma is like in canon?
I really hope it’s like fanon.
This is delightful.