10. 30. 11. 05:30 pm ♥ 973

joshishollywood:

mpregsexual:

montysnrub:

mpregsexual:

montysnrub:

mpregsexual:

montysnrub:

mpregsexual:

yes hello this is harry potter headcanons thank you for holding

hi i have some questions about a fan fiction do you know who i can talk to about that?

yes let me transfer you to fanfiction

hello this is fanfiction of harry potter for questions regarding mpreg please press 1 for ship wars press 2 for out of character situations press 3 for anything else please hold a certified fanfictionologist will available to help you shortly

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you’ve reached the in/out of character complaint desk please state the name of the fanfiction, any involved pairings or characters, and how many flaming comments you left on the offending fic’s livejournal entry page

yes hello i was just reading “sleeping triple in a double bed” by mk malfoy on fanfiction.net, it’s a drarry fic also with charlie weasley but he has draco as the bottom in their relationship and that’s so obviously wrong, harry would be the bottom! i swear i’ve left at least twelve angry comments and mk malfoy still hasn’t fixed it!

we’re reviewing the fanfiction in question and we definitely agree that harry is always the bottom in any pairing. thank you, we’ll alert the author right away that if they don’t correct the story they may have their fanfiction license revoked. thank you for calling harry potter fanfiction!

Peter as soon as you’re done recording the dialogue history for that call I need you to step into my office, we need to discuss the figures from the past quarter concerning fandom retention rates

(Source: marththebland)

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01. 17. 12. 09:27 pm ♥ 24

The Reeberry Patch: RvB Drabble: Simulation Trooper (post s9)

queen-of-france:

reeberry:

She knew what this mission was the moment the teams were assigned. She thought the only reason she was even still on the board was because the Director felt some twinge of guilt over her mental state the past few months.

She looked over at Maine. He wasn’t looking at her. She can’t remember a…

This… makes perfect sense.

Oh snap, this is totally my headcanon too.

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01. 29. 12. 08:05 pm ♥ 20

Ramparts

completelysane:

CT stormed out. She had had enough. The door wouldn’t slam, because it was automatic (and whose idea was that? Weren’t the Freelancers adult? Couldn’t they be trusted to open doors properly?) But she had to leave the room, because Carolina wouldn’t shut up, and Beta and Zeta wouldn’t shut up, translating even Carolina’s irritable mutterings into her pillow into arguments and lists of dictionary definitions, like they had to think or they’d die in the silence.

CT felt like she had to stop thinking or she’d die. Or kill someone. It was the middle of the night! Didn’t anyone around here sleep?

She said something to that effect when she saw York sitting on the couch. He was wearing a baggy, yellow t-shirt and sweatpants, still drinking coffee even though it was who-knows-what-o’clock in the morning. The coffeemaker burbled suspiciously to itself on the table.

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WELP AND THERE GOES MY HEART AGAIN

JFC FANDOM IS THIS RIP OUT MY HEART DAY OR WHAT

(this is beautiful and you should read it and oh my god my heart is in fucking pieces)

via completelysane
01. 30. 12. 10:30 pm ♥ 3

three fics [ Red vs. Blue | Wash/AI!York | bad end ]

So I heard you wanted some heartbreak.

Three fics, written sometime last summer (July, I think), dealing with a bad end scenario for Wash and AI!York from Recursion. There are more notes on the post, but the gist of it is that after York goes rampant and dies, Wash doesn’t cope very well and taps into some memories best left forgotten.

Warning for character death and suicide.

02. 01. 12. 08:41 pm ♥ 15

Five Boroughs

completelysane:

mumblybee wanted Yorkfic for her birthday, because she knows how to identify the good things in life.

I.

” Manhattan is the oldest and the most densely populated of the five boroughs of New York City. It is familiar to many people around the globe thanks to its popularity as a setting for films and television series.”

York and North got along almost immediately. They moved in like kids at summer camp, strewing items over beds like they had to claim what belonged to each of them, but when somebody’s duffel bag hitched up against somebody else’s bed no one cared. North slapped a fanned-out handful of comic books onto the little table between their beds and said, “Do you mind if I keep these here?”

York looked over at the covers, all bright yellows and greens and blacks. Images that were supposed to be scary or heroic. “Not a problem.”

North was older than him, although it was hard to tell. He had high cheekbones and bright yellow hair that had looked different colors in different lights. York hadn’t had a room this big in years so it was no problem to have a roommate to go with it: being posted in space meant that you got to sleep in the same place every night, anyway. That was nice. York flopped down on the bed and found it satisfactorily un-cardboardlike. “So. Where are you from?”

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There is nothing like good Yorkfic to come home to. *u*

also most goddamn legit tag of this fandom:  After RvB I can no longer America,

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01. 16. 12. 11:02 pm ♥ 23

RvB Drabble: Serenity

reeberry:

“You could’ve said no,” Wash said, arms crossed. He was sitting as close to the edge of the sofa as possible, leaving as much space as he could between himself and the tangle that used to be two separate people until the movie started.

“Nonsense,” York said, his face emerging from somewhere between Carolina’s chest and arm. “We like spending time with you.”

“Yeah,” she piped in, looking over at Wash, not even bothering to smooth out her hair. “I’ve been waiting to see this movie.”

“But you’re not even watching!” Wash said, gesturing with both hands at the screen. “This is the best paaart!”

“Wash, you’ve been saying that about every part,” York said patiently. He tapped Carolina on the side of her ribs and she sat back, the slightest sign of an annoyed pout on her face as she stared at York.

“Yeah, but, this really is a really good part,” Wash said defensively.

York sighed. “‘Lina, why don’t we take a break. I’ll go get a beer. You want one?”

Carolina slid off of York’s lap and sat down on the couch, regarding the screen with apathetic interest. “I’m good,” she said as York got up. He took two fingers to his forehead in a small, casual salute as he walked over to the refrigerator.

“I’m so glad you two are feeling more comfortable around me,” Wash muttered, reaching down to pick up the bowl of popcorn that had been hastily abandoned in his retreat to a safe distance from his two companions.

Carolina noticed the popcorn and grabbed the bowl out of Wash’s hands just as he sat back into the couch. “Yeah, well, at least our clothes are on this time. Unlike when you walked in and-“

“I didn’t see anything!” Wash said hurriedly, a bit too eagerly. Carolina didn’t respond, merely stared at the screen. Wash could swear he saw her mouth twitch upwards into a smirk.

York sat down again, turning his eyes to the screen. “They’re just praying now!” he said indignantly, complaining to Wash. “What happened to that girl that beat everyone up in the bar?”

“She was a sleeper,” Carolina said simply. “The commercial was a codeword and now they’re on a planet full of high-class hookers.”

“Companions,” Wash corrected.

York chuckled. “I don’t know if I should be happy about the hookers part of that sentence or offended that you’ve paid that much attention to the film.” She threw two kernels of popcorn at York’s face, predictably landing both and hitting him on the nose and cheek.

“Don’t be jealous, York,” she said with a smile. 

He grinned and set his beer down on the table next to him. Carolina managed to push the bowl of popcorn away from her and on the floor safely as York dived at her, pushing her down and into Wash’s lap as his lips closed the distance between them.

“Guys,” Wash said, trying desperately to ignore the fact that now they were fully on his lap. York didn’t seem to mind that he was slowly pushing Carolina further up on the couch, completely invading any hope that Wash had for personal space. “Guys, no, seriously, this is the best part!”

oh my god this is beautiful.

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01. 29. 12. 06:32 pm ♥ 39

In Which Wash Becomes a Librarian

mumblybee:

Wash wasn’t much for reading anything beyond what was practical, but in general he was fond of books. They were quiet and solid and all of their letters were always fixed in place; you never saw lines in a book switch places like the lines on the board. As a child he’d spent a decent amount of time in his father’s personal library, reading in old encyclopedias about the geography of distant planets. That, too, had been practicality; from a young age Wash had determined that he’d be leaving Earth behind one way or another.

 

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Oh my god this fic. This fic. This is beautiful and lovely and their names and alkfjaslkfajk I have no words but I love this fic and it gives me feelings.

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01. 29. 12. 10:35 pm ♥ 28

never again - wash and north but not washxnorth

laughingalonewithrvb:

(Based off of a textsfrombloodgulch post, haha. Also tagging this for basiacat because she threatened me that she would do rude things if I didn’t post it)

Chatter - [N.] A communication device like a phone that is attached to the wrist, referenced several times in Halo canon during Sadie’s storyline in Halo 3: ODST.

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have i mentioned lately how much i love this fandom

yes?

TOO BAD.

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02. 01. 12. 08:20 pm ♥ 12

After

mumblybee:

[Summary: When North makes it to the afterlife, he’s not all that surprised to see that York’s gotten there first. York usually got there first. (This fic might be a little cheesy, but I dunno, I had fun with it.)]

North’s armor’s gone and he’s just in track pants and a purple t-shirt, like the old days back on the ship, except now he’s up to his waist in golden wheat. York’s already there, dressed in jeans and a band t-shirt and for a split-second the gold field blurs into gray steel and North feels the weight of the ship all around them. But then it’s gone again, siphoned away by the deep blue of the sky. York’s turned slightly toward the dark shapes of mountains somewhere far away, somewhere not to worry about. He sees North and he turns around with a broad grin and a messy salute.

            “Hey, man!” Typical York, relaxed shoulders and an easy smile as he strolls over through the wheat. He claps North on the back and his hand stays there for a moment, warm and heavy and real. “Been a while.”

            “You could say that,” North answers, and he should be confused or worried right about now but York’s smiling so he smiles back, and he remembers sharing a room and a comic book collection and a hell of a lot of adventure. It occurs to him abruptly that York is there whole, both eyes equally bright and wakeful.

 “Guess I don’t have to ask where we are,” he says, looking past York across the endless waving wheat. It’s vaguely familiar but he can’t place it. Morning birds are calling to each other and the sun feels strange on his skin. He hasn’t felt sun like this in a while.

            York shakes his head. “Nah, man, that’d be cliché,” he says amiably. “Speaking of cliché, why wheat fields? I mean I can’t really talk, it was the ocean for me, but still.”

            “The ocean?”

            “The beach.” York nods. “Like from where I grew up. You grow up on a farm or something?”

            “No, I…” North pauses; something about the birdsong’s jogging his memory. “My grandmother’s house,” he realizes. “Me and my sister used to get shipped there when our parents were busy, and everywhere there were these fields…”

            “Cool. Man, you forget how nice the sun can be,” York says, stretching his arms above his head like he wants to get as close to it as he can. He tilts his head a little at North in that familiar, trying-to-get-the-whole-picture sort of way, and North figures he probably isn’t used to having both eyes yet.

His expression goes unexpectedly serious. “I’m sorry about your sister,” he says, with careful sincerity.

            “She got scared,” North says, shoulders stiffening.

York considers him. “She’ll come around,” he says kindly, and North nods, changes the subject.

            “So, you got here before me. I gotta be honest, I never expected that.”

            York laughs. “C’mon man, you know I’m always a step ahead.”

And they could be back in armor processing again, joking around after training. But the mountains are dark and real against the blue sky and North isn’t laughing. “I always thought, if anybody was gonna go first, it’d be me,” he admits. “I was so reckless all the time.”

            “You improvised,” York shrugs. “We all did.” He pauses, then adds, “Well, not –”

            “Not Wash,” North finishes, cracking a smile. “He never really got the hang of that one. Hey, d’you know if he…made it out all right?”

            York looks troubled for the first time. “He’ll be okay,” he says slowly. “It’ll just take a while.”

            “And Carolina, and CT, and…”

            “I don’t know.”

            They share the silence for a moment, and North looks out at the mountains again, searching them for comfort and finding only quiet.

            “So is there any food around here?” North asks.

            “I dunno man, I’ve been thinkin’ the same thing. Pretty sure if we walk that way,” York nods toward the mountains, “we’re bound to find something.”

            So they start walking, rustling their way through the wheat, and York tells him all about his nomadic lifestyle these past few years, going off on tangents about which cities have the best coffee and which ones have the easiest locks. North nods along and brings up old jokes and half-remembered conversations, and pretty soon they’re laughing and tripping over their own feet like little kids.

            “Death’s not all that bad,” North comments after a while.

            “Nah,” says York. “It’s just a bunch of wheat.”

            North nods, and they keep walking.

goddammit there goes my heart again

i just got that put back in

via mumblybee
02. 01. 12. 09:07 pm ♥ 22

Drabble: Sigma and the Cat

mumblybee:

One day York carries a cat into Maine and Wash’s room. It’s scrawny and scruffed up and purring pretty loud, like a miniature Warthog motor. Maine watches as York hands it to Wash, who takes it on reflex because that’s what you do when York hands you something, even if it might be a bomb.

            The cat is not a bomb. Wash had been hunched over reading a moment before (he reads all the manuals and then he explains them to Maine because Maine didn’t like to read things before and Sigma makes it even worse now). But now he is sitting straight up, and though the blue Epsilon-light is rolling over his shoulders, Wash’s eyes are clear and his voice is solid as he informs York, “This is against protocol.”

            York shrugs and Delta, glowing quiet-green, rises and falls with his shoulders. “He jumped into the Falcon. Figured he deserves some respect for that.” He reaches over and scratches the cat behind the ears.

            Maine watches as Sigma takes the cat’s curved tail and turns the image into spirals that loop endlessly in on themselves, and whispers weird almost-words, things-that-try-to-be-words, and they loop endlessly too. (Later, Sigma gets a better handle on words. Sigma is the one who carves, “WE ARE THE META.” Sigma knows Greek so he thinks it’s funny, but nobody else really gets the joke.)

Suddenly Maine feels lonely. There aren’t enough people in the room. (Almost, Sigma corrects, there are almost enough, but they don’t have all the pieces yet for the fourth. And Maine doesn’t answer because he doesn’t really get it; he just knows that Sigma likes to put things together.) York is still there, responding mildly as Wash tries to argue with him and the cat curls up in Wash’s lap and Wash’s voice sort of falls flat as his hands go stroking across gray-striped fur. Epsilon flickers a little.

“You can keep him in here, if you guys want,” York says. “North helped me make a litterbox.” He doesn’t look at Maine, just Wash, because everyone’s looking at Wash lately, because Wash lately is weird and doesn’t make sense when he talks and Wash never doesn’t make sense when he talks. Wash explains the manuals.

“Cats,” says Epsilon suddenly, musingly. Maine waits for the torrent of words-wrapped-around-words that is supposed to come now, but Epsilon stays quiet. Sigma does not; Sigma lists other words for ‘cat’ and then says, Tiger, and then, burning bright. And then he is making up words again and Maine can barely hear Wash, who is talking back to Epsilon and sounding kind of desperate like he does when a mission’s going bad.

“What, did you have one?” Wash asks.

“Cats,” replies Epsilon. “No. There were never any cats.”

Wash looks stunned by the resulting silence and York smiles like he’s won something. York is always winning things. Except he lost his eye, but Maine’s pretty sure that was just Tex. Everybody lost something to Tex. Like their numbers, on the board. Sigma doesn’t always know what to do with numbers, so sometimes Maine just counts things. Now he counts the footsteps coming down the hall toward the door to his room.

“York,” says a voice when the footsteps stop and Maine has to find another thing to count. The voice is Carolina, he thinks, but it’s hard to hear through the fuzziness of Sigma stacking sounds on top of sounds, because he’s making up a song, or something. “York, where is it? I told you, you can’t keep animals on the ship.”

York looks at Wash, who’s petting the cat with a look of confused wonder on his face, and then he reluctantly steps outside the door and then Sigma gets curious so he goes a little quiet, and Maine listens as Carolina starts to argue with him. York never really argues back to anybody.

“If the Director finds out, you’ll –”

 “Carolina,” says York steadily. “Come look at him.”

Maine doesn’t see what looking at the cat is going to do. Carolina doesn’t get ruffled by normal girl stuff like cute animals, and besides the cat looks ugly and mangy anyway. But when Carolina comes into the room and looks at Wash petting the cat, the angry lines on her face kind of relax.

“Pet therapy,” says York, quietly. And Sigma is inspired again. Maine listens as he begins to invent new animals.

NO

LOOK

SERIOUSLY

I NEED THIS HEART

WHY DO YOU KEEP RIPPING IT OUT OF MY CHEST

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