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Imagine your OTP making out passionately on the bed for the first time, only for Person A to fall off the edge of the bed and ruin the moment.

It started in a mess of tangled limbs and tousled hair, hands fumbling with way too many clothes, and Wash isn’t really sure which of them is kissing who, at this point, but he can’t even begin to care. There’s nothing but the warm heat against him, between York’s teasing strokes and North’s steady grip, and fuck if he doesn’t want them both naked five minutes ago and why did they wait this long to do this again?

Only when he lets go long enough to pull his shirt over his head, it’s at the very same moment York shifts beneath him. Wash topples back with a noise of pure surprise, eyes wide under the shirt over his head, and he yanks it off with a confused shake of his head, blinking up at the bed.

York’s grinning so wide that Wash knows he’s barely holding himself back from laughing, but a moment later he’s the one squawking as North pushes him down to the floor. “Hey—

“Wash is right,” North says, climbing off the bed and kneeling down next to them, grinning against Wash’s jaw as he slides his palm over his chest. “Bed’s too small.”

York huffs, but Wash tugs on his arm, and none of them have anything to complain about soon enough.


(in)discretion

Going through some prompts to kick my brain in gear. This one’s from Zeus: Sister is Mystery Blue Guy.

… yeah.

“Director, are you sure she’s the best choice for this task? She is—”

“Agent Hawaii is more than capable, Counselor,” Church replies, not bothering to look up from the panels before him. “We need someone on the ground in Blood Gulch to get a handle on the situation. Vic’s reports are barely enough. Hawaii will retrieve the intel we require and extract before they even realize she’s there.”

“Yes, but what about her brother? Surely he’ll—”

“Private Grif was not sent to Blood Gulch on account of his intelligence, Counselor. Hawaii knows how to be discreet.”

“…Wait, what?”

“Never mind. Just send her out on the next Pelican. And make sure she doesn’t talk to the pilot.”


interrogations

Prompt from Zeus: Carolina tries to throw Grif off a cliff.

Once again, Red Team is not my forte, but this came out completely ridiculous, so that has to count for something.

“I don’t believe this.”

“Believe it,” Sarge says, and even if she’s never seen him without his helmet Carolina knows he’s scowling. “Lady, if it was that easy to get rid of that varmint, I would have done it years ago!”

“Yeah, and besides, Grif already fell for that once. He must have learned something.”

“Wait,” Carolina says, “he’s been thrown off a cliff before?

“Huh? Oh, yeah, when we killed the Meta,” Simmons replies, shrugging. “We knocked him off with our… where are you going?”

“It better be to get a fucking rope!” Grif hollers from twenty feet below. “I think it’s starting to slip!”

“Now come on, Grif, who would get you a rope?” Sarge says. “No matter how loony this Carolina chick is, that’s just plain crazy talk. What she should be getting is a shotgun. That way she can knock you off that knife thingy of yours and finish the job!”

“Wouldn’t just shooting at him kill him, sir?” Simmons points out.

Sarge considers that. “Good point. I like the way she thinks.”

“Just move out of the way,” Carolina says, tossing the rope over the cliff edge. There’s a shout of relief from Grif, and then a sharp grunt from Carolina as she tries to balance herself. “You’re supposed to climb up the rope!”

“What? I thought you were going to lift me! This is bullshit!”

Ten minutes of solid complaining later (mostly from Sarge), Grif collapses on the edge of the cliff, pressing his visor to the ground. “Sweet, sweet ground, I’ll never leave you again, I— hey!” Grif scrambles in Carolina’s grip, trying to wriggle free. “What the hell are you doing?”

“Start. Talking. How did you kill the Meta?”

“Uh, pretty sure it was dumb luck.”

There’s a pause, and—

“Son of a biiiiiiiiiiiiitch!”

“You know he’s still alive, right?” Simmons asks, peering over the cliff edge as Carolina dusts off her hands.

“Shut up.”


lunch break

Prompt from embersownmatt: Wash the animal shelter volunteer interacting with a jerk dropping off an animal for some dumb reason.

I have no excuses for this one it’s late and I have no brain left.

“Yeah, so, I don’t even know why I have this thing? I dunno, man, it just showed up one day and getting into my food, and that shit’s just not cool, you know? I mean…” The man gives the cat — scrawny, underfed, and as far as Wash can tell, terrified — an appraising look, scratching his chin. “I guess I could have eaten it, but how do you cook a cat?”

“Get out,” Wash says, and gathers the cat up into his arms.

“What, don’t I have to fill out paperwork or something? Not that I want to, but—”

Now.

“I’m going! Take a chill pill, man, it’s just a cat. Thing’s dumber than my sister.”

“I’m sure you could give it a run for its money,” Wash says flatly. “Get. Out.”

“I said I’m going! Whatever.

The door clangs shut behind him, and Wash sighs and scratches behind the cat’s ear, trying to calm it down a little more. Honestly, he’s not sure how they’re going to get the pink spray paint out of Donut’s fur, but hell if he won’t try.


fees waived for good homes

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Wash adopting from the local animal shelter.

He’s been three times in the past week, and okay, they’re probably sick of him by now, but Wash doesn’t care. It had been hard enough finding a shelter that wouldn’t look too deeply into his background before letting him adopt a cat — they really don’t need to know anything about his criminal record, and Project Freelancer is right out, thanks.

But it’s just so hard to choose when every last cat looks just as longing for human attention as the last, and he spends one afternoon sitting in one of the rooms they have set aside for prospective owners to interact with the animals, tending to any cat who comes near him and making sure to give it enough attention.

In hindsight, he probably should have saved them the time and picked up a job application the first day instead of waiting for them to offer one.

(At least by then they didn’t mind the prison time too much.)


preheat to 400 degrees

Prompt from babtest: York defends crappy food choices.

…I’m sorry all I could think of was this.

“Look, man, they’re in the same box,” York says, pointing to the discarded box on the counter labelled pizza and cookies. “They’re supposed to be made together.”

Wash has the sudden urge to slap his palm to his forehead. (The fact that it’s covered in tomato sauce is really the only thing that stops him.) “That doesn’t mean you’re supposed to bake them together!

“Then why the hell are they in the same box? Besides, Wash, it’s pizza and cookies. There is nothing that goes together more than pizza and cookies.”

Wash looks down at the… thing… that’s come out of the oven, a mess of cheese and sauce and cookies baked on top, and just shakes his head. There’s no arguing with York when it comes to his very unique ideas about food.


So I was looking back through some stuff I wrote before season 10 and found the one time I wrote Wash getting implanted with Epsilon before we actually saw it. stack overflow is the fic I wrote when we actually did see it, but in reading back over this (it was written back in May) it’s not as far off as I thought it would be.

Taken from the Wash/fem!York AU I do with Madi, but it only shows up in a couple of lines here. Doubles as the longest RP tag I’ve ever written, at about 1500 words.

They don’t have much time together, in the morning, but he doesn’t need anything more than the way she smiles at him and tells him it’ll be fine to find the reassurance of his own. He’s still nervous, of course, there’s no getting around that, but Wash feels like he can take whatever comes, now.

He’ll be fine. He might have a couple of days of adjustment, like Wyoming, but he’ll be back on his feet in no time, and better than ever before.

The Counselor greets him with a smile, the Director with a hand on his shoulder, and though he’s been debriefed about the whole process and what to expect, Wash can’t help the moment he pauses at the entrance to the lab, looking at the chair, the wires, the datapads lying around, and hearing the faint hum of computers whirring.

He’s not afraid. He’s not. He swallows back anything else that might be there and stands up just a little straighter, a little taller, nodding when the Director asks if he’s ready. He is. He has to be.

He can’t see the chip, when they bring it over — he’s lying down in the chair, eyes on the ceiling, and he’s not surprised when heavy clamps close over his limbs. They’d briefed him on this, told him that there was a chance he could hurt himself, as he and the A.I. got used to being in one mind. He’d be in control, of course, and he’d have command access over the A.I., but it wouldn’t be an instant process. Thus the problem of integration taking time.

The final clamp goes down over his chest, and the Director moves into his vision, eyes distant behind his glasses but giving him a reassuring smile. “Relax, son,” he says, pressing a hand to his shoulder. “It’ll be over in no time.”

Wash nods, though it’s just a brief motion of his head from how tightly it’s locked down, and the Director’s lips curl a little more, a little too much, and it sends a little jolt of uncertainty down into his gut, but there’s no time to do anything. The Director moves away, signaling to an aide, and Wash’s hands curl into tight fists to keep himself steady as they bring the chair down.

It’ll be fine. It’ll be just like the others. He’ll be back out with them in a week or two, and then out on the field, and they’ll win this war. That’s what it’s all for — for humanity, to save themselves, to keep from being wiped out of the galaxy entirely — and to have something to come home to when it’s all over.

To be with the woman he loves.

“We’re ready, sir,” the Counselor says, and Wash closes his eyes, letting the sound of them moving around him fade into the white noise of the ship. He jerks a little as they wipe down his chip slot one more time, disinfecting it, and when the chip finally slides home, it’s like mercury sliding into his mind, filling in all the little empty spaces and pushing in further, making room for itself, and—

make it stop

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Snippet of the Wash/York fic I’m working on. dom!wash is fun to write okay.

although seriously why does every single wash/york fic i write end up being from york’s perspective. i don’t.

“Come on, cowboy, why don’t we move this rodeo somewhere more private?” York says, and if there’s a catch in his breath he’ll never admit to it. God does this asshole feel good against him. “I’ll just grab us some towels and we’ll—”

“No,” Wash says, and drags his teeth over York’s ear— purely to feel York melt against him, the jerk. He never should have let him figure that one out, and—

No?” York says abruptly, broken out of his haze long enough to give Wash a bleary look. “Wash, c’mon, man, let’s get back to my bunk, I’ll—”

“I said no,” Wash says, and York almost expects it to be plaintive, the kind of thing Wash says when he’s whining at him and North about something like they’re all back in goddamn middle school, except it’s not. It’s dark and laced with heat at the edges and it’s hot, god damn him.

“No,” York repeats, still wishing his brain would get with the program and make sense of this whole thing. Sure, Wash is in a mood, but that doesn’t mean he’s stopped being, well, Wash. “I— Wash, what do you mean, no? We can’t do this here.

Wash laughs into York’s ear, warn breath tickling his skin, and it is not York’s fault that he shivers. “You really wanna stop?”

Oh, that motherfucker.


longitude & attidute

Wash/Alpha, road trip, for Anne. This is not three sentences. Whoops. Also apparently the only Alpha I can write is snarky AI Alpha.

“You missed the exit.”

“It’s not for another two miles, Church.”

“No, that’s what the directions say. I say you should have taken the one back there. Coulda shaved off half the time it’s gonna take to get there.”

“This is the way I always come.”

“Yeah, and I bet you’re always fucking late, aren’t you? Or are you one of those people who leaves an hour early just in case you hit traffic and have to look like a dumbass coming in ten minutes late?”

“…”

“Oh my god, you are.”

“Shut up. I’m the one driving here, and I don’t need your directions.”

“Right. And explain to me again why you wouldn’t take advantage of the brilliant AI in the back of your head again? Really, I’m all ears.”

“I liked you better when you were on that ghost kick.”

“Blame Delta. And hey, I never liked you, so I guess that makes us even.”

“Just shut up and let me drive.”

“Yeah, yeah, whatever.”

There’s a pause, and—

“You know you missed the turn, right?”

“I fucking hate you.”